NOTE: You may find some of these jokes to be controversial or offensive. Forewarned is forearmed.
(warnng courtesy of Pastor Fuzz)
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A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
"Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked
me to hide her from the enemy. I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son!
You have no need to confess it."
"It's worse than that, Father," he continued. "She quickly started to repay me with sexual favors."
"People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. May I ask a question?"
"What, my son?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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Kenny wanted to by a mule from a farmer, and paid him in advance.
The farmer came back to him a week later and said, "The mule died."
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chicken wire and duct tape |
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An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the
sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his
arm. He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
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Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal.
He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy. If the Pope won, they would have to leave or convert.
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